I have the most shameful trove of speeding tickets
79 on 60
Paint me a giant among midgets
None of the deputies want to talk
Pocket radio crackling, air space
Open with a rant and sulk
Does not really blend well with the arrogant punch-able face
As a veteran of hearing fake sad stories
That’s never enough to lose a day’s commission
Took the ticket
Assured by deputy’s silent murderous intent
Nobody learns a lesson
Defiant
To this world
And its attempt
To beat me up to compliance