Category: Humor

If You Must Loathe Yourself

 

Self-loathing is a trademarked attribute associated not exclusive to me. This path is taken not for the want to be liked but for the want to find a way to like the existing self. There’s no need to expound on motivation any further, as by doing so only subject us to teeter a tightrope that always lead to a tragic fall midway into the pit of ignorance. The imbalance is caused by ignorance, as it tries to qualify an elitist, divisive and corrosive pursuit to brandishing some semblance of uniqueness or establish an exclusive club.

Instead, I wish to explore why

Trapped in Trapik

what the
All This for What?

Nobody on the road is much douche-ier than hazard lights leading an expensive car pass through tight traffic flow. Flanked by pair of police patrol motorcycles, it doesn’t matter if they weave by you with or without their sirens blaring. It’s not as if their arrogance and misplaced sense of entitlement get muted when they only use blinking lights to announce their importance. I’d rather let them use their “wang wangs” so that it can drown out the invectives hurled at their direction.

On The Mic 2

Dan Aubrey Aguilar, host
“Hey, look at me now!”
This is a continuation from On The Mic 1

The PAGCOR gig is the second best job in the world. The best one is the one you dreamed of. Card Dealing, at best, affords you the things that a dream job can provide. I’m speaking not necessarily in terms of financial security but it buys you time. Time you can spend freely without the stress lurking at the back of your head thinking about deadlines or any of the dread from a typical nine-to-fiver.